Not Knowing What You Do Not Know

My daughter JJ has severe problems with the unknown. Like how she can survive if we send her to bed with 7 minutes left of an episode of whatever random show she is watching.

Being nine years old, she has no concept of sitcoms. She does not know that the zany antics of her favorite characters never change. That is the ‘situation part of a situation comedy.

The characters never actually learn and rarely grow as people. Apart from an occasional ‘very special episode to mark that the show is aware of the world outside the studio setting and wants to address a pressing matter in a way that works for them, their shows are cookie-cutter creation of similar shtick each week.

The exceptions where real change come from actually change they are forced to address in characters. It is usually due to aging (sometimes purposely) of younger characters out of childhood, advanced aging and real deaths of older characters, and the character recast or write-offs (even if these are often downplayed, without the characters played by the legacy actor, the scenes and reactions change for all left behind).

What she really does not know is that she will survive the night if forced to watch the remaining 7 minutes the next day. Because she is 9, and stick thinks if she covers her eyes and does not see anyone, she is invisible.

This may be harder to teach than the basic setup of a standard 22-minute situation comedy for television.

Have any tips? Email jclevelandpayne@gmail.com and let me know.

The Flat Tire Analogy

This is an analogy I worked up a few years ago, and it is still not perfect. If you would like to help, please feel free to send your feedback. 

A few years back, I was called in to intervene in an emergency. The exact details about the incident easily tell a story and teach a lesson. Still, because I am a ‘personal development so-and-so’ with a need to collect these types of stories, this seemingly doomed analogy was loosely formed from the situation.

The analogy goes like this: you head outside, intent on hopping in your car and driving off somewhere. And when you get outside and to your car, you find that you have a flat tire. A very visible and obvious flat tire.

If I were to ask you what the first thing is you would do when faced with this situation, I should be almost guaranteed that your answer will not be: get in the car, put the key in the ignition, start the car and drive away.

You could choose to open the trunk to get your spare tire. You could choose to get on your phone and call a cab, and maybe even call a person you were supposed to meet at a specific time and let them know you will be delayed. You could choose to stand there and cry. You cannot choose to get in the car, put the key in the ignition, start the car, and drive away.

Okay, that is not true. You can just as easily get in the car, put the key in the ignition, and start the car. There is no impediment to that procedure. And you could always attempt to drive away, although it would be difficult to go very far, very fast, or very comfortably on a flat tire. But it is not impossible. It just happens to be a horrible idea that is guaranteed to make the issue worse.

That was the situation I walked into. A client arrived and needed to progress on a project with the standard setup to get things done unavailable. And was going to remain that way for the 20 minutes that he had to operate in. And he had no choice but to operate in that 20 minutes.

He called up for the standard procedures, and no one could provide it for him. I walked in, he called for standard procedure, and there was no way I could offer it. After taking control of the situation, I offered him an alternative. Only one alternative, which at this point, was the only way we could have done anything.

To my relief, my actual relief came in to attempt to get things back on the path to normal. Well after the 20 minutes of the allotted time I had to try to incorporate a fix.

Back to bad analogies: life will offer you plenty of curves that will try to throw you off your path, and some will be successful at the moment. The way to act in those moments is to accept that what you intend to happen can not be willed into existence. Accept it, deal with it, and move on from that moment.

So, how bad was my analogy? Email jclevelandpayne@gmail.com and let me know, good or bad. 

…Speaking As ‘Citizen Payne’

2021 means fresh new projects for many. And because I am an overachiever, this is just one of many fresh new projects for 2021. But this is one that has been a long time coming, and one I am incredibly proud to finally have the courage (or maybe lack of ability to care) just to put out there.

Buy Me A Coffee

‘Citizen Payne’ was an idea for a title thrown about many years ago as I tried to find my footing in the world of political commentary.

Unfortunately, as in making decent money doing commentary, the business of political commentary requires you to follow a formula that I do not quite fit.

I am not overly (or overtly) liberal. I do not tick off the bulk of the boxes as a conservative either. I am just barely right of center as far as I am concerned, as I have always been an independent thinker who took ideas from both sides to form my way of thinking.

I love radio and tried to make my way as a talk show host. It should work, as liberal media does not seem lucrative (unless you are on cable news), and ‘Black Conservatives’ are like unicorns that somehow stand out in conservative media ranks.

The problem was the formula I brought up earlier that worked well but would not work for me consistently. You have to give an opinion that falls in line with two of the three following categories of thought: angry, old, and White.

Yeah, I said it.

Conservative media relies on the majority culture (i.e., White) being afraid not so much of change because time will bring change naturally. The majority culture needs the masses to be frightened, specifically of change as pushed by any minority culture.

The majority culture also needs to be afraid of technology that makes them question how they were operating, even if it is a ‘better’ technology. Unless that technology can be co-opted so that people with power and influence can use it to reach the masses to promote its biases and claim that the platforms (or the platforms’ owners) serve the real puppet masters who they are nobly trying to protect the masses from.

The actual problems with abandoning the plan to make it in talk are multiple. Due to the nature of the business (and ironically, technology), the number of outlets to work for are shrinking. The number of voices—conservative, independent, and otherwise—are shrinking as well. Despite this, I had the pleasure of working for radio stations that provided local talk.

But with the craziness that has been the last four years of political intrigue and the insanity that has been the bulk of the year 2020, talking angry, old, and White was not enough. You also had to add crazy, illegal, immoral, uncaring, and possibly treasonous.

So, in 2021, I am starting two new projects to help develop my now defined independent-mindedness.

In a few weeks, I will give more details on an initiative to push a futile attempt to foster non-partisan measures of accountability to elected officials and consistently encourage people to stay engaged with the issues and registered to vote.

And starting with this post, I will produce content under this ‘Citizen Payne’ banner and not care who picks it up.

2020 was one hell of a hard ride, and it hasn’t gotten much easier yet for 2021. But I will guarantee if you are following along with my misadventures, it will get a lot more interesting.

Follow the ‘Citizen Payne’ movement online at citizenpayne.us and on Twitter at @ItsCitizenPayne.

Commentary Is Easy. Governing Is Hard.

Commentary is easy. Governing is hard.

Headphones on Sound Mixer In Professional Radio Studio

And it gets harder when the people who do commentary act like ordinary citizens who need their representatives to govern, not just as a source of content.

Because people who do commentary have a louder voice and the ability to hold people feet to the fire.

But regardless of how much work the commentariat (a real word) works to establish itself as doing the will of the people my yelling and screaming at those elected to do the will of the people, it’s the elected officials that must make the hard choices and deal with the consequences of being wrong.

Commentary relies on the public having extremely short-term memories.

Governing relies on decisions made now that do not bring much of a determent to the future. At least not a long-lasting one.

Agree? Disagree? Email me at jclevelandpayne@gmail.com, and we can discuss. 

Don’t Give Up On The Dream

Here is the scenario: you are a plumber who wants to be an opera singer.

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Correction: you are a very skilled plumber, but midlevel at best as an opera singer, and you understand this.

You happen to be a very skilled plumber because you have lots of practice in your plumping profession. Pipes are breaking, and business is booming in plumbing. And it pays exceptionally well.  

You do not get much of a chance to work on your opera skills often because pipes are breaking, business is booming, and plumbing pays well.

This does not discount your desire to do more opera. In fact, your lack of training and even your possible lack of marketable talent does not discount as well.

There is a venue that will have you as an opera singer if you are willing to make the sacrifices asked of you. And if you are, your community can find another plumber. Maybe not as good as you, but who will get the jobs done.

Agree? Disagree? Email me at jclevelandpayne@gmail.com and we can discuss.